The Absolute Monarchs – a failed rap group my friends Daniel, Dustin, and I started in college.
Daniel and I recorded some “demos” on a friend’s cell phone and they were quickly lost forever.
They weren’t good.
I (bottom left) was The Stale Duke, Daniel (bottom right) was The Royal Prince Goonit, and Dustin (top right) was Colonel Claus Von Strauffenberg.
We were straight outta Campton (Hills).
It never went anywhere, but Daniel did these sweet photoshops of us like 9 years ago. (at Campton Hills, Illinois)
The Unrefined Jagoff 