Let’s talk about the best movie series: Death Wish.
I like to pause explosions in movies right before they happen to see faces like this:
from Death Wish V, where Paul Kersey says “hey Freddy, I’m gonna take care of your dandruff problem for you.”
Then, a remote controlled soccer ball explodes.
Then a naked lady runs out of a bath to see him running around on fire.
He also kills a guy with a cannoli.
My favorite of the series is still Death Wish III where he shoots at this guy who then slaps his chest and laughs “BULLET PROOF,” and this is his face when he pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots him out of the building:
Name a better franchise and I’ll plug my ears and tell you why you’re wrong.
Cinematic gold.
The Unrefined Jagoff 