I know, buddy. I feel the same way. 🥃 it’s only Tuesday!
Let’s talk about the best movie series: Death Wish. I like to pause explosions in movies right before they happen to see faces like this: from Death Wish V, where Paul Kersey says “hey Freddy, I’m gonna take care of your dandruff problem for you.” Then, a remote controlled soccer ball explodes. Then a naked… Continue reading Death Wish = Best Movie Series
My buddy Mike Miller (Cerebral Agitation/lots of music and album art) made this illustration for my podcast that I’m going to use for everything now because this is the best thing.
COMING EARTH DAY (April 22): New The Astronaut King single/preview track “Parasitic Overgrowth,” off the new album that’s in the works. It’s an angry one, a very angry one. There’s one more song on the new album with vocals that’s a real downer. The rest are instrumental.
My dad must have listened to the newest episode of my show, because he left me this voicemail last night: If you haven’t heard my song that’s me doing an impression of my dad with guitar and claps, you are SERIOUSLY missing out. Go listen to my newest episode!
My buddy Mike Miller just sent me a copy of his new comic, “Cerebral Agitation,” and you should go check out his art! He’s done album covers for tons of Illinois bands over the years like Bongripper, Sick/Tired, and for the Satan’s Basement/The Baptism split (which is also him). Get in touch with him on… Continue reading Cerebral Agitation – Mike Miller
Yesterday at C2E2 was amazing! I got to meet the legendary DMC of Run-DMC, spent a lot of time at the Junior Braves of the Apocalypse table talking to Greg Smith about tons of stuff, bought and got a lot of things signed, and saw Bob Ross Guy again! I’m too broke and tired for… Continue reading C2E2 2019
The Unrefined Jagoff podcast returns after a year long semi-hiatus to bring you stories, incoherent rants, terrible celebrity impressions, the greatest songs you’ve ever heard, and MORE! It’s gonna be a good one! Listen on: Spotify – iTunes – Stitcher – Google – YouTube – Libsyn
The Unrefined Jagoff COMICS! #7 – Political Cartoon. THE UNREFINED JAGOFF: POLITICAL CARTOON! VERY INTELLIGENT HUMOR, VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU ARE SUPER INTELLIGENT!
Almost 10 years ago, I thought it was a good idea to buy 100 shirts with my Astronaut King logo on them. Well, here I am now with 3/4 of them sitting in a box still. Go buy one so I can have more money to pay bills, hosting costs, and for new equipment. https://theastronautking.bandcamp.com/merch/astronaut-king-kingdom-of-false-existence-shirt