The Unrefined Jagoff COMICS! – Cosmo For JagoffsIt’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these but this has been in my phone’s notes folder for 3 years so I figured I’d draw it.Now, will someone hire me to write for their magazine?
Tag: dumb
Voicemail From My Dad
My dad must have listened to the newest episode of my show, because he left me this voicemail last night: If you haven’t heard my song that’s me doing an impression of my dad with guitar and claps, you are SERIOUSLY missing out. Go listen to my newest episode!
I’m the saint for bad music. Anyway, back in 2013 (apparently) there was some thing on Facebook that would jumble your statuses and make ones that “sound like” they’re yours. Most of these don’t make any sense, but are totally things I would actually say.
I’m the saint for bad music. Anyway, back in 2013 (apparently) there was some thing on Facebook that would jumble your statuses and make ones that “sound like” they’re yours. Most of these don’t make any sense, but are totally things I would actually say.
#6 – “Toothie Da’Dingus”
The Unrefined Jagoff COMICS!
#6 – “Toothie Da’Dingus”
I was driving to work and imagining someone being famous for just hitting their teeth on piano keys.
#tujcomics #comics #comic #piano #pianoteeth #dumb #stickynotes
I wrote you guys this new song called “Slippy Sauce,” and it’s about soaping yourself up in the shower.
I hope you all enjoy it, because it took me 3 seconds in the car to write it and a full minute to record it.
#acoustic #guitar #soap #acousticguitar #dumb
I wrote you guys this new song called “Slippy Sauce,” and it’s about soaping yourself up in the shower.
I hope you all enjoy it, because it took me 3 seconds in the car to write it and a full minute to record it.
#acoustic #guitar #soap #acousticguitar #dumb
#4 – “Grandpa Blood-Nose”
The Unrefined Jagoff COMICS!
#4 – “Grandpa Blood-Nose”
It’s still winter, so my nose is pretty much 99% bloody boogers right now.
So that’s where this one came from.
ALL HAIL KING CLEAN-NOSE!
#TUJcomics #comic #comics #officesupplies #dumb #boogers #blood #stickynotes
War is hell.
This is from like 5 years ago when I found one of my GI Joe action figures that has seen some shit.
That’s crayon all over his face, because 🤷♂️
#gijoe #whiskey #dumb #war #actionfigures
War is hell.
This is from like 5 years ago when I found one of my GI Joe action figures that has seen some shit.
That’s crayon all over his face, because 🤷♂️
#gijoe #whiskey #dumb #war #actionfigures
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